Filed under: Tunes

Words can’t describe how smooth this is right now.
I’ve just recently discovered Visita. Hailing from the Netherlands this track epitomises everything soulful. The rhodes piano never gets old with me and the snares in the first bar of the drumloop is a real treat. I just really like how the track has been composed. Apreciate this shit muthefuckers.
Filed under: Last Night

It was like something out of a movie, I mean shit, we are, a movie.
Long story short; it was the whole club against me and the boys. We ended up being the bad guys when one of my comrades man-palmed this bitch who was all up in our grill trying to protect her punce of a bf. I swear dude’s gotta fight their own fights. Next thing you know we were on the floor with these bitches using the evil side of their heels attempting to puncture my mate’s lungs.
Bouncers carried us out and sat us down. We counted to three and made a run for it. Only two of us made it out.Great fucking night.
Filed under: Tunes

Mixed by Super Metroid & Dorkness McLeod (me).
Featuring LITTLE BOOTS, FRED FALKE, BOYS NOIZE, FAKE BLOOD, METRONOMY, KID CUDI, THE TWELVES, TREASURE FINGERS, DCUP, JACK BEATS, HOLY GHOST!, YUKSEK, BRODINSKI and other cunts you have never heard of.
FREE download December 2009.
Filed under: Apetite

They’re called Mint Slice from Arnotts.
I found a pack today and it occured to me that these muthefuckers are giant Junior Mints!
Filed under: LOLS
I’ve just joined an Online Dating site. lol
Its pretty gay… but in fear of being called a hypocrite, I must embrace everything about Online Culture… I mean… afterall its my job?!
Keep you guys posted with any funny shit that unfolds.
Filed under: LOLS
… without fuckin’ shit up at 5 in the AM.
Oh, and RIP DJ AM.
Filed under: Last Night
Posted on Attica Entertainment’s events wall.
Music upstairs was an EPIC FAIL… if I wantd to hear generic house I would have gone to the MET… and I did… yeah so what if there were douchebags everywhere, the music I’m afraid to say was like goin’ to Maccas… you always know what its going to taste like.
It was OK for like the first 10 minutes when the DJ dropped Deadmau5′ – The Reward is Cheese… and then it made a quick turn to lame town when the Saxamaphone dude came on stage? The Sax? Are you serious? I threw a bottle at Timmy Trumpet’s head at last year’s Park Life and if it wern’t for the plastic cups I would have done the same last night.
C’mon guys… Brisbane’s scene is bad enough… lets not shit all over it with shitty generic music. Find a blog-house DJ post-haste! In fact, i’ll DJ next time… for FREE!
Filed under: Last Night

Destroyed the dancefloor.
Its half way through the week and I only just fully recovered. Started out at the Pump House to help celebrate Bonita’s B’day and boy was it “port-happening”. I checked UpAllNight and there were photos taken by Will The Killer Kill there that I had no idea were taken. Bitches be all up in my space trying to get a piece of my chocolate love moves.
Stayed for as long as it took until we found ourselves at Nevermind to catch Anna Lunoe’s set with Kato and friends. Was Mad Shit. Nicole came and damn she was looking fine. She got her hair did in a new way, rocked a fringe and wore this tight dress. My other lady-friend Lee-Lee was with us too and she’s always stunning… you know, that type o’ girl that makes the others jealous. Don’t know what it is about her… sharp features packaged in what many refer to as “grown”. It’s her personality that wins it though. Low maintenance assembled in a hand made cottage… from the Nederlands!
Back to my joint for the wrap-up and gave the decks a good run before laying back with a drink in my hand and a block of cheese in the other. You know this.
Filed under: Thoughts

This whole week has raped me.
Supposed to find a new staff writer for the magazine but the mag still has to go out so here I am playing monkey boy. I’m pretty sure I have FUCK OFF written on my forehead because everybody has left me alone. It’s pretty cool being left alone in the work place… all the small talk takes so much motherfuckin’ effort.
Last weekend though, was a good weekend. Rain danced to dubstep and checked out a warehouse party and copped me some ass. So it was complete and get this… drug free. Booze fueled nights are fun, dude. Don’t underestimate them.





